Dullest Tumblr Ever

I do what I want

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via thedailylaughs)

the-wifu:

coolator:

69shadesofgayy:

steampoweredcupcake:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life.

This will never not be my favorite vine of all time.
Also, hire these two to play a full version at my funeral.

this is me 

my new ringtone

I need a full version

(via thedailylaughs)